Lap Dances and Hookah by mrhookah

Our goal was to see girls while we were in Vegas, but what do you know, hookah and girls?! That's awesome. We were able to find a free admission through those Las Vegas magazines. That saved us $30. You go in, tell them the number of people, and they will seat you at a table. We told the bouncer we wanted to smoke hookah so he sat us in a plushy couch in the middle.

They serve alcohol and you will get girls coming to you to get a lap dance. I had a cute girl who was interested in hookah and getting a lap dance. This was great for me and her :-) They have three stages of girls dancing. The light is ambient, red, and dark.

Ok, back to the hookah review. We wanted our normal capuccino, vanilla, and mint flavor, not any of this fruity stuff. Too bad. They only had fruity flavors. The waitress was cute and she recommended the 'Jello' combo. This is a combination of light fruits. We went with it and it was pretty good!

I must say the price here is pretty pricey. Beers are $6 and the hookah was around $24. If you're in Vegas, I highly recommend this place. It's also walking distance to New Orleans casino. You can also take a shuttle from Bill's to New Orleans to save some dough.

by Joshua F.

This is by far the best strip club i have ever been to. The Club is huge, plenty of seating for everyone and good amount of seating up near stage. the lighting was gental, the environment clean and tidy and the seating was very comfy. The Stage was smallish but the ladies put on a great show for all to see. I remember i tipped very conservetively and that day and what i got out of it was a great experience. I had my face planted in boobage so much that day it was wow. Plus it was great to see how the ladies showed their gratitude towards the lesbians in the crowd. The two of them interacting was a show all by it self. Sure i was asked many times by the ladies to go to the back rooms but i had to decline. When i did they were very polite about it. There were adult store out front too, but i didnt go in. I do have a complaint about club, the ATM charges 10 bucks for every withdrawl, so i suggest to everyone, bring your own cash. I wasted 30 bucks that way but i think that was well spent anyway.

by dae m.

hands down the best tatty bar ever! private dances, fully nude, hot girls whom whose daddie's i thank ever so greatly for not loving them.  no booze but hey...what do u think the parking lot is for?  BRILLIANT!

by Steve D.

Weak!  Went there with my gf on an allegedly Jello Wrestling Sunday only to find this club to have very little going on.  Two girls wrestled in the inflatable pool for about 5 minutes and then that was all for the jello wrestling.  On the website they make you believe that jello wrestling is a big deal there on Sundays and then you get there and after the five minutes of jello wrestling the club is basically dead as a doornail. During the jello wrestling, there are no other girls on stage. After the wrestling, there is 1 girl on stage and the others walking around the club soliciting dances. The club was not the Deja of yesteryear. I had been there about 4 years ago and it was crazy and much wilder, with way better looking girls. These girls were nothing to look at with faces for radio. I didnt want a lap dance from any of them. Deja was dark, dank and sad. My gf and I went there planning on lap dances and a wild time, and wound up paying the insane cover of $25 each, and left after about 45 minutes. I wouldnt recommend Deja to anyone. Try another LV club. There are def enough variety in LV.

by Rachelle H.

i have friends that work there and i have friends that have worked there. the strippers seem to enjoy stripping! but the waitresses are catty and end up quitting after a week so theres always new faces.. ive only been there twice but i like the enviornment and am thinking about working there myself.. not sure though. The price was awfully high even though you get unlimited drinks. my advice is go up to the "bar" and get it so the tips dont break you. the dancers will be doing that plenty.

by justin g.

went there on my 21 st BD  it was so fun the girls were good looking go drunk they dont serve alcohal.

by Jenny R.

Terrible!! It wouldve gotten 0 stars if that was allowed.  Went there with my bf on an allegedly Jello Wrestling Sunday only to find this club to have very little going on.  Two girls wrestled in the inflatable pool for about 5 minutes and then that was all for the jello wrestling.  On the website they make you believe that jello wrestling is a big deal there on Sundays and then you get there and after the five minutes of jello wrestling the club is basically dead as a doornail. During the jello wrestling, there are no other girls on stage. After the wrestling, there is 1 girl on stage and the others walking around the club soliciting dances. The club was not the Deja of yesteryear. My bf  had been there about 4 years ago and it was crazy and much wilder, with way better looking girls. These girls were nothing to look at with faces for radio. I didnt want a lap dance from any of them. Deja was dark, dank and sad. My bf and I went there planning on lap dances and a wild time, and wound up paying the insane cover of $25 each, and left after about 45 minutes. I wouldnt recommend Deja to anyone. Try another LV club. There are def enough variety in LV.

by Alex L.

This was the only place open midday on a Sunday! Went there with my girlfriend to watch the game on massive screens, of course being surrounded by hotties didn't hurt either. Turns out I went to HS with two of the 5 girls dancing!! Fookin small world yo! They proceded to give me and my friend the BEST lapdances ever including practically going down on her in the club. Wow...

by Vegas M.

Me and my boyfriend were bored on a Wednesday afternoon, so we decided to come here since we had been to other Deja Vu clubs before and were always pleased. First, for the afternoon, the cover was 30 dollars apiece. Normally girls, weekdays, or afternoons are cheaper, but not here. Once we got inside the place was empty. Empty. We saw 2 girls dancing on a pole in the corner and went and sat by it but were rudely informed by one of them that that "pole was closed" because they were practicing. So we moved to the main stage. Out of the 45 minutes we were there only 2 girls danced on the main stage and no one approached us for a lap dance. Then, what little enjoyment we were getting was disrupted as a whole construction crew started constructing new booths right by us. Now since we weren't in the mood to stare at an empty stage to the sound of nail guns, we left and will not go back.

by Mark B.

OK,So what do you do in Vegas with a bunch of  co-workers after the trade show has just finished?  Well one dumb ass in the group...who shall remain nameless...JOE!....Says, "Let's go to a tittie bar!".  Oh shit, here we go again.Every other Mofo in the group is a 40 something poge who looks like they haven't gotten poon-tang from their wives in years. They of course say, "HELL YES !"So we get a cab and it drives the 4 of us to Deja Vu showgirls. JOE tries to pay and I intercept him....I say "No dude, the club pays them, he'll get a 4 person kickback for   dropping us off. Don't pay him" I've never gotten such a look of hatred from a cab driver, but it's true.Then we get to the door. Bouncer guy says "30 per" JOE starts to protest and I say, "No dude be nice, pay the $30" then I slip the bouncer a $50 and request a good table with a view. Joe is lost, he asks me... "So you don't pay the cab driver, but you pay the door man?""Yup" is all I say. We sit down and immediately get surrounded by girls and waitresses. They know a big tipper only gets the good table. I declare in a loud voice, "Ladies please, we just got here and we plan on staying for a number of hours, let us get some drinks and catch our breath."The big bouncer guy comes over and apologizes for the the mad rush. He gives all the girls a stern look and they shrink away. Strippers are like naughty 8 year olds with a drug problem, they will try to get away with a bunch of shit unless you give them a firm hand.  We watch a stage show and throw some $5 on the stage for a bunch of buxom blonds that pour Evian on their clam lips and flick it into Joe's face. I have never seen a happier man.Some strippers come by...rather cautiously and ask if anybody would like a $30 a song lap dance? I clamp down on Joe's arm and say politely, "Sweetheart, why don't you come back in a few minutes, we're still talking business"...."Oh, Okay." she says." and slinks away all sexy like. The men at the table are now like WTF?!? I tell them..."Hey look around? How many lap dances do you see?" "None" they reply. "Exactly, the girls are going to get hungry soon." Not 10 mins later, the DJ comes on and say, "Gentleman it's your lucky day ! - 3 song lap dances are now $30!" They all turn to me and say, "Mark, how many strip clubs have you been to? "Only 2, I reply,...but I've had a stripper for a roommate." You should have seen their jaws drop. "Listen guys" I say, "most of these girls are on coke right now. In fact if you got some on you (ounce+), I can guarantee you can take one of these mis-aligned girls back to your suite tonight, otherwise it's purely a look and feel show on everywhere but the kitty."Then I see her.... a 5'1" stacked, racked, firm ass attack, brunette with short spiky hair and a pissed off lovely face that I immediately want to taste, "Oh shit," I say to myself. She sees me and comes over with a wickedly evil smile. She doesn't say anything and spreads her legs and sits on my lap cowgirl style..... I stifle a yawn,...and look away and take a sip of ice tea. That got me a punch in the shoulder. I smile and hold her stare. After a minute she grabs my hand and leads me into the back, throws me down and proceeds to get naked and rub everything on me ....EVERYTHING!. Let's just say not a word was spoken from either of us, 30 mins later I come out with messy hair, a couple of ripped buttons, and a bunch of wet spots all over my body....Oh and short a $100...Hey the girl said she was going to college...........IN VEGAS ?  Who am I to deny that kind of bold faced lie?All my co-workers now think I'm god.What happens in Vegas....Stays in Vegas.....and gets reviewed on YELP

by Madelaine d.

I was with a group of about 15, age ranging from about 18-25. We decided to go to Deja Vu since it was 18+ and got V.I.P Passes from a man on the streets for free, so long we give him a tip. (NEVER PAY FOR STRIP CLUBS IN VEGAS! Just walk down the strip and you'll see so many heads asking if you want free passes to the clubs and are only asking for tip which is like $5/person.) We were swooped up by the club's limo at our hotel. The limo couldn't fit us all so it had to make two rounds. When we first got there we just chilled in their adult store. The store looked like a ghetto shop. I know I wouldn't want to stick anything from there in the vajay, their shit looked used and abused! LOL. finally, after waiting 30 minutes, the rest of our group joined us. We entered and you had to pay a $10 bar fee charge which was ridiculous! The club wasn't too janky, it was cool. You can say it looks like the same one in the movie Striptease, filled with lights, stages, and a bunch of horny bastards, minus myself =). The guy in front asked us if we wanted to get a private section with 3 Champagne bottles and hookah for $10/person.  We obviously said yes and we sat in this cushiony section in the back of the club. while waiting, i notice a little menu on our private stripper stage and it said "V.I.P Section! $150 dollars! blah blah, blah blah, some more blah, and 3 Bottles of NON-ALCOHOLIC Champagne!" bitches jipped us hard! so we pretty much payed an extra $50 for useless apple cider! LOL. They had some cute girls in the club, but some looked like they just got out of class in the h.s down the street. LOL. a lady came to our table, she was a blonde girl who had long legs, a body, and an ugly face! hahaha! this lady was vicious looking, straight from 8 mile. her skinny body makes it seem like she doesn't eat! but i had to give it to her because she was nice.. the only one giving us attention. (probably because no one else wants her but whatever.) there were $1 lap dances and this girl went in circles. the guys would put dollars on their lap and she straight up asked them "DO YOU WANT ME TO GRAB IT WITH MY PUSSY?" jfal;ddsfsjfjf! (note to the wise, don't put money in your mouth, it was probably in someone's vajay.) boys obviously said "DAMN!!" as she did it, but us females were grossed out and grabbed our vajays as if we just got our balls kicked. I really didn't want that std dancing machine anywhere near me! I wasn't trying to get her infected vaginal fluids all up on my pants, even if my pants were cheap! but i got to admit, it was pretty fun and funny. after a while separated and went to other individual stages. some girls were really good, while others seemed like they couldn't wait for the song to be over! Strippers can be really rude if we didn't drop anything, but she should've blamed her lack of exotic dancing techniques. Other strippers there were really playful, and if you put a dollar anywhere around you're body, they'd grab it with their mouth! =D and i must say, it was pretty darn sexy.FUNNIEST PART!so there was a stripper at the club... OBVIOUSLY.. but anyways, she was the one that looked like she came straight out of class with her braces. after she was dancing, this girl went around the table on her hands and knees, literally. (collecting her dollars on the floor) and started asking us for tips! HA! hahaha. but that's not the funny part.. the next day, we saw her at the local mall with who seemed to be her parents! LOL! the end.overall if you're trying to go and get all horny, it'll probably be just alright. but if you're looking for a fun memorable experience with friends, it's good. =)

by lil' G.

This place is wack. Came last week on Sunday (no pun intended) and was very disappointed. In retrospect, I feel hella scammed. As my companion and I entered, we were asked if we came by taxi (I thought nothing of it, naively thinking it was probably for a survey), and were then told that the admission price was $25/person for that night, with unlimited complimentary non alcoholic drinks. Not such a bad deal you might think, yes? Turns out that admission price for non-locals is actually $15 (I checked their website). Thinking we were stranded since we cabbed it over, they saw "suckers," and apparently they were right. Oh well, I took a risk choosing this spot, not researching the best spot to visit that night, and I paid for it, literally. I took it as a loss...we were in Vegas afterall.It wasn't crowded at all at around 1-2am. Actually pretty sad with about 30 or less people. The dancers I'd rate 5-7. Nice and natural and very skilled, excellent pole dancers, but nothing special from my POV. You see one dance, and the rest look the same. They climb up the pole, wiggle and dangle, slide down, click their 9" heels together, slap their ass and so on...yawn. Maybe one dancer was a 7. I felt sad for them because they'd make maybe $5-$10 per 2 dance performance (if they were lucky). Only that 7-rated dancer earned more than that I think.Pluses: nude dancers (okay, I'm a perv), average to nice looking, young and natural bodied (me no like fake funbags).Cons: ridiculous admission price if you're a rube (like me), smoking permitted (so if you're a non-smoker such as myself your eyes will burn and your clothes will stink), could be boring depending on your mindstate.Didn't get any lap dance as we weren't approached, and not sure I woulda paid for one anyway since they were $20 per song I think. Didn't bother getting a "free" drink since I'd have to pay with a tip also. Like I said, depending on your mindstate (mine was feeling a little butthurt and thus very cheap)...and maybe the day and time you choose to come here...maybe the place is popping...but this being Vegas, I expected more even if it's Sunday and 2 in the morn. FYI: from Venetian it's about an $8 dollar cab ride, but driver hooked it up for $5 (so I tipped him $5). Have the cab drop you off on the street or something and don't tell the front door you came by taxi to avoid getting scammed.(7/3) Update: my companion informed me that at the door there was a sign that stated $15 was the admission + a $10 unlimited drink fee...thus our $25 price. I guess it's not so surprising that it's not stated on their website...but I still feel suspicious nonetheless with their "did you come in a taxi?" question.

by Dano G.

You should be able to find a place with better boner for your buck.The girls are so-so, not the quality you would expect for the odd price they charge per "dance."In fact, everything here had a different price according to the numerous girls and employees here.There's a rule when you land in Vegas, and it's to not ask your cab driver their advice on a strip club. They may recommend this crap-shoot.Do your research and pick a spot, you're sure to find a better place than this.

by samm s.

deja vu is my club of choice.the girls arreee, not so impressive, but lately there have been a few.you can tell some of the dancers use looks to their advantage. the better looking ones are the ones who cant do a pole trick if their life depended on it.there are only a couple that are REALLY good and worth while.definately a good place to hang out.prices for locals are worth it considering drinks are unlimited.i actually wouldnt mind working there at all.as a WAITRESS that is.i love deja vu.