Little Darlings Totally Nude

by Nisy W.

I went here back in August over the summer and it was so so. I went with a male friend that's a local but never had been, so we go to check it out. $30 cover, not to happy about that but whatever, so we get in. Because of my club hopping and drinking prior to come here I had to use the restroom, I hate using public restrooms or any that isn't my own toilet for that matter, so I go looking for the restroom to find its in the strippers dressing room. I see all these naked  girls changing, primping or whatever. The smell in this dressing room almost knocked me out. I'm a female, so I know how we should and should not smell, I'll leave it at that. I think they needed to bomb it with some FDS STAT!!! I hopped out of there fast quick and  in a hurry. I come back to sit finding my boy watching this stripper dance for him, and he has this perplexed look on his face. I ask " whats the matter with you?" He says " Her ass looks like she got hemorrhoids", says " come here and look" LOL  . I replied "Hell No". I laughed so hard.  There was another dancer there who had guy friends act like they were random customers and making it rain all over her. My boy noticed it. I laughed at that too.  There was one girl that seem to be capable of doing the job. She was active, she actually could work the pole, and do some tricks too.  So all in all I can't be to mad about it. It was whatever, but funny as hell in the same token.

by Tony B.

OK--so I am trying to mind my own business and looking at my personal notes and PM's from fellow Yelpsters on my two ongoing lists of The Best Burger in Vegas and the best Hot Dog in Vegas and I start reading some new posts about underground clubs and the infamous Green Door and as a quasi virual Italian man I realize how mundane my new quests have become.  Really at least the burgers and the dogs should come after the SEX and the latter in all due respect should take priority.So you all have gotten my attention especially the new Yelpster from one of my favorite cities ( Reno ) Natalie W.  By all means please STAY AWAY FROM THE GREEN DOOR!  It is not only sleezy, filthy, run down, a rip-off, a tourist trap, a hustler's paradise but it can be downright dangerous.  Dangerous for your pocket book, dangerous for your mental health and for your physical health.If you want to set something up either as a single or couple then I advise three things in Sin City.1.  Travel outside Clark County were it is all legal and go to one of the myriad of places ( Mustang, Bunny, Chicken Ranch et. al ) and just set up the orgy of your choosing.  This is only a 45 minute ride out of Vegas.2.  Ask your Casino Marketing Exec to set you up ( yea they may deny it on the surface but they all do it )  and you can have the Tryst of your choosing right in your own room.  If you are not a player and don't have a Casino Exec then ask the Bell Desk boys and girls and if that does not work in your hotel then ask the Valet Staff.3.  If 1 or 2 does not meet your fancy then go to Little Darlings right in town.  Little Darlings offers two large, themed VIP rooms for private parties. The frescoed Roman Orgy room brings good old-fashioned bacchanalia to Sin City. The '70s room is decked out in bean bags, black lights and lava lamps for "far out" lap dances. The club also offers a dozen private booths for truly up-close dance experiences.  Again they will deny it but you can work out any kind of in-room experience with one or any number of girls from Little Darlings.  This sure beats the stupid call in service where you never know what is going to show up at your door.  At Little Darlings you have seen the girl or girls and actually talked to them.Disclaimer:  Since I almost always bring or meet a girl on my trips to Vegas I have no direct knowledge of any of the aforementioned, it is posted strictly from "hearsay" and not personal knowledge (so do we have that straight Olivia and Antoinette).

by Crystal C.

My review is based solely on the Little Darlings annual haunted house - a place I make it a point to  haunt every year.  If you've never been to a nudie haunted house, you really should go if it doesn't offend your sensibilities too much.  The thing about this one is that they don't rely on the whole nudity aspect to make the place interesting - they actually try (and on the most part succeed) to make the thing scary.  The 3D paint splatter room got a scream out of me when I was attacked by a paint splatter PERSON, and the girl stretched out on the rack vacillated between being kind of erotic and kind of totally creepy.  When Halloween rolls around, I definitely recommend checking out this spooky spot, then maybe heading on inside the club if you're so inclined.

by Alaric T.

We went for my brother's birthday seeing as he'd never been to Las Vegas before. We actually didn't have an inkling of which strip club to go to in Las Vegas beforehand. But while perusing the main strip and being accosted by the numerous snapping of callgirl leaflets, one of our posse found some VIP cards. These VIP cards will waive the admission fee and get you a free T-shirt of the place... but you still have to pay the drinks charge. Totally nude = no alcohol. So drink up beforehand if that's your thing. We called the number on the VIP card to get a free ride to the place and the Little Darlings limo pulled up to our hotel and all 10 of us piled in.As for the girls? They're not all uber hot, but most of them are pretty decent with some real smoking ones here and there. "Little Red Riding Hood." That's all I need to say. Definitely an entertaining 2 hrs without having to completely break the piggy bank unlike other places.

by Linda B.

So as promised me and the girls went to Little Darlings as one of our adventures on this recent Vegas trip.  I had so much success with the tips from Tony B that I ran this one by him first and he confirmed that we should give it a try.  Well all and all Tony B's tips were on the money and he even set us up with line passes and comps for this wonderful trip but not on this one!  I don't want to sound like a prude or to sound entitled but I did infact find this place to be a quasi dive.  Only a few of the girls were good looking or had nice bods.  When we walked in the door the attention came off the nude fems and centered on me and the posse---THATS SAD!  That would and should not happen at a good strip club.The Darlings offered us lap-dances and after sharing some cocktails with a number of groups of guys we went ahead and obliged.  I swear that I was felt up by a number of the Darlings durings the dances and at other opportune moments.  It felt more like a lesbian club---if I want that kind of action I could of stayed home in Chicago and hit the clubs on Halstead and Belmont.  All in all me and the girls chalked it up to another Vegas experience that I can only rate as 2 Stars.I have posted some Vegas pics which include not only myself but pics of the members of the posse as well.

by Eddie k.

All i can say is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY for strippers!!!!! My nudie bar of choice in Vegas.

by Randy W.

Let me say I'm not a prude and I love female nudity. I wasn't dragged here by friends or something and I've been to my fair share of clubs all over the U.S.  I'd read about this place and wanted to experience a fully nude Vegas strip club, not caring whether or not they can serve alcohol.What I liked: I thought about 1/4 of the dancers were hot. The others ranged from not bad to borderline. What I didn't like: felt like I needed a shower after leaving. While dancers' approaches vary, there seemed to be an assembly line type of method (you sit at the table, dancer sits down, sells you on lapdance, gets paid, moves on, next dancer sits down, repeat). A few dancers were  very aggressive and turned out to be my cue to leave (at 2 am, so maybe fatigue had something to do with my irritation) as their insistence on selling a lapdance and lines of bullshit  became tiresome (and they weren't the most attractive ones in there, who might warrant a patron's voluntarily buying said lines of bullshit).We went during the week; not sure if weekends are better here.I'm sure anyone can see this coming a mile away, but, late week night, not crowded at all, of course, there were no cabs lined up when we were ready to leave. Valet suggested we go back inside and wait (and spend? Maybe we misread that, but were like "yeah, right, dropped enough fun coupons here already"), but quickly got us a cab once we made it clear that we'd just stand outside and smoke until one came along.Overall, though, not bad: not upscale in my opinion, but not a dive, either.

by David B.

I go here YEARLY!!! Love this place, and the other night we had the best looking dancer ever..  Now the only thing I would change in this place is the venting of smoke.  Now that they have hookas it's well BAD...  My eyes were burning, nose and my sinus were shocked.  Im a smoker and this still got to me.  Other than that all fun......  OH ya whats up with Valet at a strip club and them getting pissed if you don't use it?oh ya and if you want to GET IN FOR FREE!!!!  go to their myspace site and print out the coupons, you still pay 5$ for bottomless soda's but you save 30 on the entry.  Locals now have to pay 10 to get in so print this out also and get in for free. REMEMBER water in a bottle is still 4$

by K D.

3.5 Stars.My guy buddies use to always talk about this place so I made it point to go here when I went to Vegas.  The location is a bit off the strip and sort of hard to find.I think admission for girls was $10 and guys was $20.There's one stage and a long pole almost as long as a firehouse pole) and let me tell you, the girls here are freakin' AMAZING ON THE POLE.As Alani said, some of them could of put on 10-15 lbs but they were all really nice and friendly.I finally had to sit infront b/c some idiot kept confusing me and my friends as strippers (I think he had yellow fever) so we decided to sit upfront next to the stage.  With $40 in 1 dollar bills, we finally started off the night. First few girls were otay but man, this one girl, GOD DAMN she should of tried out for the US Gymnastics team or something. TALENT! Sheer talent, I'm telling you.  Apparently when you're a female they don't like you putting their tip money on the stage but rather in between your cleavage so they can take the money from there with their mouth. I couldn't really complain. =DThe DJ will sometimes let you know when the lapdance specials are and when you buy them during that time you get e a FREE TSHIRT with your lapdance! SWEET! SUMMARY: The girls aren't uber hot, but their personalities and being limber is a bonus! =)

by Alani F.

Okay, this was my first strip club, so I don't have anything to compare this place to. However, I think it was a great place to cut my teeth, so to speak. The dancers are decent-looking, and could stand to put on 10 or 15 pounds. I was truly amazed by the pole-dancing and bleached anuses; these girls are committed to and are good at what they do. The only turn-off was the bored expressions on some of their faces. It's like, I get that you're so over flashing your gash at strangers every day, but can you fake it for me, please? How about for my $4? The biggest disappointment was not being offered a lapdance by any of the girls combing the floor. I guess they assume that females aren't interested or won't pay as much. I must admit that my private dance was the highlight of my visit, even though I had to ask one of the dancers for it. (Her name was Mirage...sigh.) Also, I have to compliment their use of props on the stage. One girl came out in a Grim Reaper outfit, complete with sickle. It was a little strange seeing her doing her thing on the pole whilst sporting a hood that covered her whole head. Another girl dressed up in a fireman-inspired bodysuit and sat on a Fischer Price firetruck going "Nee-ner-nee-ner-nee-ner!" (like the siren?) while another dancer wheeled her around the stage. Hilarious. We were there until 5 am.Overall I think I'd visit this place again if I happen to be in Vegas. Some of the dancers seemed friendly and kind of sweet, and the DJ's pretty witty if you listen closely. Just stick with the free soda and water, and tip the help.