Kis Kiss Medetarranean Cafe

Best hookah bar! by Kiss Kiss Hookah Bar

-this hookah lounge is awesome!!! affordable prices and great prices...don't miss out on their 'theme' parties...and make sure to try the extremely exotic shots that kristine pours..thanks!!!

Best Hookah by Sam

I been going to this place almost 3 years and must say I never got a bad hookah, service or food. I totally recommend Kis Kiss Hookah bar to everyone.

Kis Kiss Hookah Bar Is The Best! by John. N.

Been coming here for years. Owners have always been wonderful to me and the food has always been delicious. Great hookah here too. I love it here & would recommend Kis Kiss Hookah Cafe to any person who loves to have good food or hookah.

The most fun I've had by ddawson

The most fun I've had on a Wednesday night.

This cozy, unpretentious hookah lounge provides a chill atmosphere and excellent service. I'd come back on a random weeknight with another fun group of people!

misunderstanding by ali b

i was at kiss kiss and a long term customer. i was shocked about the customer service given. our hookah was messed up since the beginning. they told us the hose was loose. and that we waited too long to inform them. then we got a new bowl and after 7 hits, it was harsh again. the owner lost his temper
and said we didnt know how to smoke. very bad customer serive

Kiss Kiss rocks by Arntony

i been going to this place already about 2 years now & must say this is the best hookah place. Food is awesome, hookahs last long time & most important prices are cheap compare to other hookah spots.

by Ryan R.

Recommended to me by a couple of friends from Syria while discussing the topic of kabobs and Mediterranean food. They told me that they eat here a couple times a week and that I should try it. I decided to go there last Sunday. I ordered the Gyro dinner plate ($7.99), and since it was a nice day out, I sat down to wait  in one of their couches on their covered patio. I thought to myself this would be a great place to come with some friends, have some bevies, and enjoy some hookah. In about 10 minutes  I received my take away order. When I got home and opened the food container I was amazed at the portion size. The gyro meat was moist and flavorful, and there was a ton of it. The lettuce and tomato was fresh and the tzatziki was great. I could barely finish the gyro sandwich, let alone my dinner salad. When I finally did eat the salad later that evening, it too was great. Crumbled feta, olives, onions, with an olive oil vinaigrette. I have since recommend Kis-kiss to my Armenian friends who were equally pleased with their food.

by Dustin B.

Almost one year ago, I wrote a terrible review of this place. In my opinion, this place has improved a million times over.  We came in and were seated promptly after being carded (Make sure you bring your ID, no one under 18 is admitted![It's tobacco, so that makes sense]) After we sat down we were attended to quickly, and the waiter took our hookah order within a few minutes (we already knew what we wanted).  After he went into the back to prep the hookah, the waitress came by and took our drink and food order. My friend got a water, and I ordered a Pepsi, and we split a plate of Pita bread and Hummus. The drinks came quickly, with a bottle of water and a can of Pepsi, and two glasses with ice. The hookah came next, and the waiter was extremely well versed in his craft.  The bowl lasted about an hour to an hour and a half, and the flavor didn't leave, even when we got up to leave.  Next was the food. I don't usually like Hummus, but the Hummus we were served was absolutely amazing.  It wasn't to thick, but it wasn't super runny either.  When I finished off the pita bread, which was the perfect texture and the perfect taste, and stayed warm and soft for longer than I thought it would, I couldn't help but dip in the tortilla chips they serve you with the hookah.  It was without a doubt the best Hummus I've ever tasted.The owner was extremely knowledgeable about his own business, and that of his competitors. His pricing is cheaper than anywhere else, hands down. Nowhere else will you find hookah that is quality for 10-13 dollars a bowl.  He is extremely respectful, as long as you show him respect as well, which is a given for anyone.Our bill was cheap for a hookah, food, and two drinks, and the gratuity was perfectly acceptable. The problem with people not wanting to pay the gratuity is that the younger crowd, for the most part, doesn't tip.  In closing I'd like to state that this is a classy establishment, complete with curtains around the outer area, providing open air, but a feeling of privacy, and also keeping the wind out. The servers are attentive, but not the point of being too much.  I'm so pleased with this place, and the fact I no longer have to drive out of Simi for a quality place, that even though I haven't been on this site since I wrote my other two reviews, I wanted to come back and write my perspective now.  Anyone who goes to Kis Kiss tomorrow will see me there, enjoying the entertainment provided in the form of a belly dancer who is there on the weekends.  This will be my new frequent hookah bar.  Last thoughts? Between my hookah friends and I, a total of maybe 5 or 6 people, we own 10 hookah's most likely. Two of them mine.  But I would rather pay to smoke and eat at Kis Kiss than I would smoke my own hookah. My recommendation is not to go to Kis Kiss.  Let me go over my experience there.  Their prices have…

Kis Kiss Hookah bar by David

Kis Kiss Hookah bar is, by far the best hookah place that I been to & I been to a lots of them! There is many reasons to love this place! First: Very good hookah, which is prepared right. Second: Food is delicious, especially Gyro sandwich & Hummus. Third: Music & service! waitresses @ this place are really hot, so if you have a jealous girlfriend or wife, be little bit careful! I don't know what else to add, because everything is 5 star there, so keep it short & simple, I have to advise you to visit them!